Newsletter Archive

4-5-24, Vol. 8

Happy Spring, FRIENDS! 2024 tour is off to an explosive start. The gigs have been historically fun, and morale is at an all time high. Mexico was a blast, and it was capped off with an epic Tuffcurls show right next to the ocean! Truly memorable, and if you missed out this year, keep those eyes peeled for next year. In the meantime, check out the rest of Spring Tour, Tuff Taylor, and Little Cypress. Finally, if you think you’re a serious fan and know a thing or two about Tuffcurls shows, read to the end and hop in that Tuff Trivia!

Our first ever all Taylor Swift set, and it’s an all ages Sunday matinee, June 23rd! If you love the Tuffcurls, and you ALSO love Taylor Swift, then no cap, this is the pinnacle of entertainment for you. Click on Taylor for tickets!

-For the young ones, there’s a bracelet making station from 2 PM, before the show, as well as a kids brunch!

Lastly, we’re doing a special opening set for our 4/20 Durty Nellie’s show, of all jam band music! Gather the jam crew and come see Tuffcurls in rare jam form! One long Tuffcurls set will follow the opening set.

Made it to the end of the e-mail? Have a treat!

For today’s treat, we’re recapping the Trivia we did poolside in Mexico! We had our fans come up, and we did progressively harder and more obscure Tuff Trivia. Here today, we will present a sampling of the more difficult questions. Good LUCK!

Answers will be WAY down below, to prevent cheating. (We’re gonna make you scroll…)

What is the most romantic wedding movie of all time?
What is the name of C.C. Ryder’s country singing alter-ego?
What Venue has Tuffcurls played the most?
What word most often appears on Rod’s socks?
What color is Marty Freeze’s guitar?
What is the name of Rod’s Alter-Ego when he puts an empty Bud Light Lime case on his head?
In the seminal film ‘My Girl’, how does Macaulay Culkin’s character Thomas J. lose his life?
What brand of car dealership does Dick Celebrity own?
What is a DIY BLL?
**DOUBLE TROUBLE BONUS QUESTION!** What video game is the Tuffcurls Hydration/Chug song from? You know, the one that goes, “Dananana na duh da duh na….."
***TRIPLE TROUBLE BONUS QUESTION!*** What was the title of the German release of the seminal film, ‘My Girl’? Only asking since so many people seem to be more familiar with the German version.

Well, that’s it for the trivia! If you want those answers…

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No, we’re not fucking with you. You wouldn’t believe how many people cheat at these things, and we’re just trying our hardest to keep this Tuff Trivia fair.

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Okay! ANSWERS!

1. What is the most romantic wedding movie of all time?

A: Shrek the first, the wedding Shrek.

2. What is the name of C.C. Ryder’s country singing alter-ego?

A: Luke Michigan

3. What Venue has Tuffcurls played the most?

A: The Bluebird, in Bloomington, IN. 139 times!

4. What word most often appears on Rod’s socks?

A: Meat

5. What color is Marty Freeze’s guitar?

A: Sometimes Orange and sometimes Black. (partial credit is awarded)

6. What is the name of Rod’s Alter-Ego when he puts an empty Bud Light Lime case on his head?

A: 420-69 Bot

7. In the seminal film ‘My Girl’, how does Macaulay Culkin’s character Thomas J. lose his life?

A: Asphyxiation from an allergic reaction. We’ll also accept ‘bee stings’, ‘the bee stings’, and simply, ‘the bees’.

8. What brand of car dealership does Dick Celebrity own?

A: Honda

9. What is a DIY BLL?

A: It’s when you take a lime, and shove it into a Bud Light. A ‘Do It Yourself Bud Light Lime’, for when the BLL’s are sold out!

10. **DOUBLE TROUBLE BONUS QUESTION!** What video game is the Tuffcurls Hydration/Chug song from? You know, the one that goes, “Dananana na duh da duh na….."

A: Final Fantasy VII

11. ***TRIPLE TROUBLE BONUS QUESTION!*** What was the title of the German release of the seminal film, ‘My Girl’? Only asking since so many people seem to be more familiar with the German version.

A: Ach, der schteingees!

Hope you fared well. Until next time, STAY HYDRATED!

Rod Tuffcurls and The Bench Press